13 Reasons why the chicken crossed the road…or maybe not

 

Reason #1

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road!” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Reason #2

BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.

Reason #3

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Reason #4

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Reason #5

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Reason #6

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Reason #7

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Rather, it is, “Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?”

Reason #8

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Reason #9

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

Reason #10

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Reason #11

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Reason #12

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.

Reason #13
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

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As weird coincidence would have it, one of this week’s featured 13′ers is a blog called “Chicken’s Life“. I swear I did not know prior to posting this week’s TT! That said, she is assured that I will never question her motive to cross the road. I am all for The General Chicken Population’s Freedom To Cross Any Roads Without Their Inherent Motives Being Questioned Act. It’s a free world.

 

The following Thursday 13′ers have crossed my blog, without their motives being questioned.

~ Marcia ~ Emmyrose ~ kimo and sabi ~ Yen ~ Mar ~ Vickie ~ Mark ~Jessie – Wacky Mommy  ~ Rims ~ Jennifer  ~ Shelby ~ captain lifecruiser ~momheubert~Nicholas~elysa~Titania~Tina K~Michelle~

 

 

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