Interesting Medications from the past

DISCLAIMER: This post is a copy-paste job from a forwarded email. I don’t know who tracked these medicines and wrote up these materials so I have no idea who to credit this to. In case you’re the owner/know the original sender I’d be more than happy to update this post and give credit where credit is due. :)

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bayers

Bayer’s  Heroin
A bottle of Bayer’s heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.

 

Coca  Winecocawine
Metcalf Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market.  Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment. 

 

 

 

mariani

Mariani  wine
Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of its  time.  Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time.  He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal. 

 

 

 

 

 

Maltine maltine
Produced  by Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York .  It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal. Children should take half a glass.

 

 

soehne

A paper weight
A  paper weight promoting C.F. Boehringer & Soehne (   Mannheim , Germany ).  They were proud of being the  biggest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.

 

 

opium

Opium for Asthma

 

coke

Cocaine tablets (1900)
All stage actors, singers teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance.  Great to "smooth" the voice.

 

Cocaine drops for toothachedrops
Very popular for children in 1885.  Not only they relieved the pain, they made the children happy!

 

 

 

 

babyopium

Opium for new-borns
I’m sure this would make them sleep well (not only the  Opium, but 46% alcohol!!!!!)  

 

 

And we worry about aspirin for children today???

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And that concludes our Education with The Mad Penguin today. ;)

To top it off…

Second week home.

Last week home.

Two words for you: food poisoning.

Yes. I know.

Seems like I have talent for sickness this few weeks!

Let me not divulge details of food poisoning experience. I’m sure once you read it you’ll be spewing your guts out.

I’ve been playing “guess what’s that gunk!” with my vomit. I’m sorry you had to know that, but you should know by now reading me puts you at risk of some very unsavoury reading materials. :D

Nothing, not even vomit can quell the Mad Penguin’s crazy spirit. I figured, I can choose to be miserable with my lot…or I can go nuts and have fun with my sickness.

Life is about choices, you know.

I’m your annoyingly eternal optimist even if I’m covered with vomit. Which I wasn’t, thankfully. Can’t say the same for the toilet bowl though, the poor chap. It has seen, felt and received more horror in 2 weeks from my being than it has in a year from either Mum or Dad that lives here, or my brother that comes home often for vacation. Yup, it ain’t liking me butt, that toilet chap!

Not very rewarding being a toilet bowl, me reckons.

Me, My ‘Swine’ and I

Lots of people have been paying tribute to the King of Pop since his death, so I’ll not overkill it and do it here.

I DO have to say though that I’m satisfied that with his death, those golddigging parents of the children he allegedly molested will get nothing further.

How come no one hyped up the fact and question WHY this parents abdicate their responsibility and let their children be practically raised by Michael Jackson? Their kids eat his food, stay under his roof and basically live off his generosity and then turn against him for more profit?

Stupid hillbillies hicks bogan parents. Hope your butt comes down with diseases that makes it itch a thousand of camel fleas for eternity. Hah.

So rest in peace King of Pop, I still love you!

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Y’all in my Facebook would know that I was admitted in isolation ward for at a day to check for swine flu.

I felt feverish Tuesday morning and by evening it escalated into a full blown high fever. HOWEVER, I didn’t have any flu, sore throat or pain in the abdominal area—the symptoms of a swine flu. All I had was high fever and splitting headache.

So the next morning on Wednesday my mum drove me to the emergency ward. We know it’s highly unlikely that it’s swine flu but protocol demands that anyone coming home from overseas or swine flu risk area MUST report in emergency ward shall we fall sick. So we did. And I was quarantined. And they took swab samples, blood samples and urine sample and then stick me in isolation ward until the result comes out the next day.

People have been asking me, “How was your experience? It must have been really horrible!”

The truth it, there was not much experience and no, it wasn’t horrible.

I did have high fever, remember, so being in isolation ward gave me an opportunity to fully rest. So the first night all I did was sleep and toilet and sleep and toilet. Yeah, riveting stuffs.

It wasn’t horrible because the nurses and doctors were so nice. They know it must be awful being in isolation so they offered me a lot of things that I didn’t take. Whatever food I wanted, whatever magazines, whatever music…all I had to do was request. Now, had I been healthy I would have requested a lot of things to punish them for quarantining me. But I had a splitting headache and reading wasn’t going to do me much. So I said no and went back to bed.

I did have very nasty diarrhea though. At one point I timed my toilet visits and found out I have diarrhea every hour (too much information for you, sorry!). I told the nurses and they gave me those Uphalytes to drink with my water…ugh…nasty stuffs but necessary. I wasn’t gonna die of dehydration from hourly diarrhea that’s for sure.

The only nasty thing about the hospital was the food. It’s archaic diabetic friendly food, meaning they have absolutely no taste in them so I couldn’t bring myself to eat it. That combined with my diarrhea, I lose 2kg that night alone.

AGAIN, they were really nice so when they realized I wasn’t eating any of the food, they gave me plenty of fruits. Washed, peeled AND sliced, people! My excuse to them was that I didn’t have appetite, what’s with being sick and all. I didn’t want to offend those nice people by saying “I’m not eating cos the food sucks!” and I also didn’t want to belittle their effort in trying to feed an already fat penguin.

I felt much better in the morning though. My fever subsided by 2am that morning so when I woke up at 6am I was…bored. I wasn’t allowed outside in case I infect someone else so I had to stay put in my own little room. Trust me, after long hours in isolation you start noticing little dirts in a very hygienic, spotlessly clean room. You start thinking that maybe you should help the staffs clean the room. Scrub the floor. Clean the toilet. Or scrub your bedsheet with a toothbrush. While in isolation. I contemplated sleeping again but there are only so many hours you can stand to sleep each day…I found that out! For someone who have subsisted on 4-5 hours of sleep per day, suddenly having 23 hours available to you to sleep seems very shocking and unsettling.

I’ll never last in prison, I’m telling you!

Sometimes, a degree doesn’t mean a thing!

You know, my parents foot the bill for my 4 something years of university degree. What came out of it was a piece of paper that says I’ve done my time and now is eligible for the workforce (for a lot of reasons, this really irritates me. The piece of paper, not the qualifications).

In another two weeks I’ll be attempting my postgraduate degree.

But maybe if they know about a recent ‘incident’ my parents will question their wisdom in getting me to Uni in the first place.

Time and money don’t buy brains sometimes. Ehem.

Remember my beautiful chrysanthemums? The two pots my lovely Hero bought for me?

In case you forgot, here’s a flashback.

Yes. White, blossoming, luscious, healthy and very, very alive.

Wanna know what happened to it?

This.

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Dry, depressing, withering and very, very crisp.

Why?

Because of this:

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The beautiful idiot who put it up there:

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Whaddya mean you disagree on the ‘beautiful’ part?

Yeah, might have to re-think that postgraduate studies. :P

Look, it made perfect sense to put it on the fireplace. Hero agrees. But he added, “it would also make perfect sense to know the fireplace will be hot when there is fire in it and the plants should be moved every night.”

But I looked at him as if he’d grown a third eye and went “Pfft!”.

Typical man! Don’t he know how busy a woman’s life is? We don’t just stay at home the whole day, watch tv, nap and blog, ok!

What I do on my off day is stay at home whole day, watch tv and blog but that’s beside the point.

That’s busy. Oh, he doesn’t know it but that’s busy.

Sometimes it’s hard to be me, you know? :D

Happy Friday, Peeh-Pul.

Flying on a jet plane

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So I’ve got my tickets to go back home. That was such a drama, I hate airline companies! If I could walk home wouldn’t that be great? Unfortunately Australia and home is divided by seas and even if I could walk home like those migrating Neanderthals it’ll take me more than 2 weeks to reach home. By the time I’m home, it’s time to return again.

Wait a minute, are Neanderthals the migrating ones? Hmm?

Ok then. Let’s just say migrating mammoth instead of Neanderthals. Cos everyone who watched Ice Age know mammoth did attempt migrations. Aaaah, TV is sooo educational.

For weeks now my impending holiday have given everyone opportunity to tease Hero.

“When you come home, the house would be in dumps and you’d find a paper-thin Hero!” they all jibed. And to Hero, “How are you going to survive 2 weeks without her, mate? Back to noodle days, hahahaha!”

I’m not worried. I know Hero is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. Instant noodles do not need exceptional cooking skills to produce. He has lived alone for 2 years between his ex and meeting me and none of those 2 years see him paper-thin.

Hero himself is a very tidy person. Whenever I work on the weekends and he’s at home, I come home to a very clean and tidy house. It is his nature to be tidy…I know for a fact that along this strip of 5 houses, ours are the only one with clean, tidy and organized garage/car shed. And we have 4 shed! So that part I’m not worried about—I know I won’t come home to 2 weeks thick dust or 2 weeks mouldy old socks.

Last night I battled internet servers diva attitude towards me when attempting to book flights and being the future corporate-ist that I am (ehem!) I did it with my laptop, in bed. Hero, who was engaged in bedtime reading (1001 Ridiculous Ways to Die—yeah, very bedtime-ish title, that one) turned and peered onto the screen. We discussed logistics, would he be able to send me on so and so date, and pick me up on so and so date?

Then suddenly, “Baby…that’s more than 10 days you’re gone,”

“Yeah, well…two extra days then planned.”

“12 days…” he pondered. He shook his head and looked so forlorn.

I was touched. I’ll be gone for 12 days and my man is letting on that he’ll miss me heaps! Of course he wouldn’t say it because that’s not a man thing, right? But look there. Look. He is showing it.

Is this where I should hug my man and say, don’t worry honey, just 12 days! And is this where Hero will take me into his warm embrace and never let go?

Is this where…

“12 days, baby!! Who’s going to pack my lunch for me then?”

Yup. Crash! Boom! Bang! Down to earth.

So much for my romantic imaginations. That’ll teach me not to have fancy thoughts in my head, huh? :)

We laughed so hard at his remark, we nearly farted our small intestines out.

By the way, did you know that you can fart your small intestines out and die? Yes you can! ‘1001 Ridiculous Ways to Die’ documented that fact!

2yrs

Today marks our 2 year together.

2 very wonderful years. :)

Thanks for being the awesomest man on the planet, hunk.

xoxo

The Love and Hate of Work

I was so pissed off last week about having to work 6 days a week and not getting a long weekend like everyone else (Monday was Queen’s Birthday holiday).

Not that I don’t like work, mind you. I love money and I don’t mind the work that ensures it. But everytime someone needs an off day I’m always there to cover them. But when I need an off day no one prefers to do it, not even when they know I live an hour away and them getting to work only takes 10 minutes drive.

So in revenge I scheduled myself a 4 day off day.

They can’t say anything. I was the only one working on Monday and so I had full reign of the rostering PLUS I am the senior-est person there and whatever I decide on roster goes. HAH!

(I’m not completely evil. I got my boss’s blessing for the off first before I rostered everyone else. He probably thought it’d be a better idea to give me whatever I want because I came to work in a really foul mood!)

(Also, because I up his sales by $500+ everytime, so he better treats his best salesperson…or else!)

(But then again, I can’t stop talking about breads and their merit so I don’t mind doing it.)

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I am SO going to open a bakery one day.

As much as I complain about work conditions, I really can’t deny it now. I LOVE working in a bakery. I quit this job about a month after I move an hour away to be with my Hero but I returned immediately when they’re having staffing problems and for a while I juggled two jobs on top of studies. I love both jobs and I appreciate it more so because I know it’s temporary.

Lately I have been thinking strongly of having my own bakery. I realize how excited I was to be back at my old job, selling breads. Heck, I quit an easy job to get this job when it was advertised!

Viennas, sourdoughs, baguettes, French sticks, grissinis…I especially love working morning shifts because that’s when the fresh bread smells waft in from the kitchen. Sure, I’d come to work half-dead in the morning and not completely up yet but a V or two will fix that in a jiffy. Then I’m ready to pounce on you and advise you on the best bread to eat with drizzle of olive oil (that’ll be tiger bread) or with that soup you’re planning to make this evening (sourdough! Sourdough!).

The best customers are also the morning customers who come around with their coffee-to-go or hot-choco-to-go and get a croissant or two from you and stop by for a chat. Oh, how I love them. They know my name since I wear a tag but I don’t know their names. Still, that’ll never stop me chattering especially after 750ml of energy drink caffeine!

Anagrams

As some of you are aware right now I’m not one to forward or share forwarded mails unless I find it really funny or relevant. This is one of the forward mails I think are brilliant and therefore have no problem sharing it around.

Feel free to steal it since it was not mine to begin with. :p

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This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I’ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven’t seen this one! !! DON’T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

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Here’s wishing you a lovely Friday. TGIF!

P.S: Some poor souls have to work Saturday morning. Namely: me. Booo!

I can’t sleep.

Hero is snoring. Argh.

Poor guy has had a rough 3 weeks.

It’s 11.30pm. I have to wake up as early as him tomorrow to pack him his lunch…at 4.00am. Drats! Then I’ll catch a few winks before going to work myself. This is going to take maybe 5 cans of energy drink. Ugh.

I’ve been so exhausted this month and I’m glad the month is over. I find myself falling asleep sitting down. I normally can’t sleep with noise, but 90% of the time I have found myself asleep in front of a blaring tv!

Thus the silence from this blog. I have attempted writing in that state but it just won’t work, man. By the time my Windows are loaded and ready to go, I’m already snoring.

I had a full rest today though and that was soooo good.

A few days ago I fell asleep again watching tv. At 7pm. How wimpy is that! Just call me Great Grandma Penguin. While I slept, I dreamt that Hero left me. I can’t remember the details but the bottom line is, he left me. It wasn’t even leaving cos he was angry at me, or there was another girl. No. He just up and left me. I still remember that terrible feeling now. How I felt like my heart was shredded to pieces and felt as if I could not live anymore. That or the oxygen will soon be out of me the way I was crying my organs out.

Hero woke me up cos he was worried—I was whimpering badly in my sleep. He said later that I sounded as if someone was strangling me. He was outside on the verandah smoking and having a hot drink when he heard me choking and sounded strangled so he ran back inside. Just to find me whimpering like an idiot in my sleep, no doubt.

As soon as I saw that concerned face peering down at me I just broke down and cling on him like a koala to a gum tree. I was sobbing like mad and pleading him not to leave me. Yeah, not one of my proudest moment, folks. *grimace* Let me tell you, a fat crying penguin trying to act like a cute koala on a tree is, well, is not cute.

Hero was very, very confused. “Why am I leaving you, baby?”

“I don’t know!” I bawled. “Just don’t…don’t…don’t…le le le leave me, waaaaaaa!”

“I never would! I didn’t even said I ever will! What’s wrong, babe?”

“Just a bad dream,” I sniffed.

It felt really good to get confirmation that no, he will not leave me ever and to feel that arms around me. In the end he just ended up going to bed as early because I wasn’t going to sleep without him.

Slept like a baby after that.

Now, if only this snoring could stop so I could sleep like a baby today too…

Penguin on a hiatus…again

Sorry for the silence folks, but it’s getting busier at my end of the world right now.

We are feeling the recession so I’m putting in more hours at work and squirreling away money. Not that it’s gonna do much different since a huge bulk of it will go to my fees next semester but hey, what can one do, eh?

Will be back when I can.

P.S: This post was written and posted by email (good ol WordPress!) so the paragraphs won’t be justified. :( Too bad for that! Will have to figure that one out. I know, I know…me and my justified-OCD.

Address Unknown, Kressman Taylor

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If you have only 15 minutes to read, pick up this book.

I read it during breakfast one day, and finished it within 15 minutes. It was a bad idea. At the end of the book I felt like crying. However, I was so taken by the book I read it many, many times that week. So much so I could probably memorize it by now!

I read it when I wake up, I read it when I’m having breakfast, I read it before going to bed…

I pushed the book to Hero. I rarely do that. Our taste in books differs. We share common likings for books about history and ancient warfare but that is as far as our similar tastes in books go. Pretty safe to say, whatever I read wouldn’t interest him and vice versa.

Guess what? My hardened man was taken by the book. I see him shaking his head in disbelief a few times while reading it. Then he started peddling that book to all friends who come across. P read it, had the same shake-head-in-disbelief reaction. Then he lent it to his girlfriend, who lent it to some girls at work and vice versa. I can picture their reaction.

This little book packs in every emotion and twist it to the last strand. I find it disturbing. I find it horrifying in some parts. I find it unbelievably shocking in others. It left me uneasy. And sad. And everything else in between from feeling of sadness, helplessness to unsatisfactory victory.

This book made a reader out of non-reader among our friends, even if it was only for this particular book. Friends who usually shun books got curious when this was discussed while drinking beers. I would know it. Hero’s and P’s friends and workmates congregates around here for beers and conversations few times each week. This book was thin enough for the clueless to read while sipping beer and listening to the rest of the guys discussing it. It’s a strange sight…hardened, rough, construction men discussing literature. And how funny would it be when these men return home to tell their wife, “oh, I was at Hero’s place today and I read this interesting book…” and then start talking about it?

And it happened! Two wives that were so astounded at their men coming home discussing book, or rather a particular book, and I got a call the next day asking what it was. What’s the deal with the book. So I told them. And then lent it to them. Then they understood.

But the truth is, we’re not discussing literature. We wouldn’t be so pompous as that! To us laymen, the book most disturbing points were that of disloyalty and broken friendship, all because of the racist poison.

The verdict? The book was due a week ago and I had to extend it because other friends wanted to read it. Tomorrow it will return in my hand again and I will read it for the last time before I return it to the library.

The action of the characters are unbelievable. But it is very believable. Sounds weird when put that way but that is how it is. Their actions were understandable. In the end I felt justice was served but strangely I wasn’t satisfied by how.

Perhaps that is what made it so unsettling. So un-comforting. The knowledge that even though we shake our head in disbelief of what these two friends are doing to each other, we know that it could have well been us. We can feel them. Both of them. We understood why they did what they did even if we didn’t agree.

Below is my summary of the book, if you care to read it. I had wrote it in white font. That way you can choose whether to read it before you read the book itself by highlighting and revealing the secret passages of this entry (haha). Or you can choose to ignore the spoilers, get the book out from the library and read it for yourself.

Summary (Highlight the paragraphs with your cursor to reveal spoilers)

This book is a series of letter between two friends. One is Jewish, the other German. They had been in business partnership in America, pre-Hitler. They were the best of friends, loved each other like brothers. The art gallery they co-own earned them a comfortable living, and the German moved back to what was then poor-Germany. They continued their business relationship by corresponding through letters.

As Hitler rises, the German was cautious about his friendship with his Jewish friend back in America. Gradually he told him not to write again unless it was attached with a bank draft, so their correspondence could be disguised as purely business.

However, as time passes it seems that the German friend is slowly being poisoned by Nazi ideologies. No longer does he feel for his Jewish friends. Their relationship became estranged…and one day the Jewish friend asked his German friend to look out for his sister. His sister and the German had once been lovers, but so true was the Nazi poison in the German friend that he refuse to help the Jewess when she was pursued by stormtroopers. The German kind, not the Star Wars variety. She was captured in his backyard, to her certain death. When he wrote back to his Jewish ‘friend’ back in America to inform him what has happened, that was the tipping point.

The subsequent letters from his Jewish friends was poisonous and malicious, without even sounding so. That is what bothers us.

It read like a normal letter between friends, but full of ideas falsely implicating the German of being a Friend of The Jews. He knew that sooner or later the Nazi that are bound to intercept correspondence, as it was at that time. (I bolded and underlined the “poison”)

Aunt Rheba says tell Martin he must write more briefly and clearly so his friends can understand all that he says. I am sure everyone will be in readiness for your family reunion on the 15th.”

The last letter to his German ‘friend’ was the German’s undoing:

“Martin Our Brother,

Cousin Julius has two nine-pound boys. The family is happy. We regard the success of your coming artists’ exhibitions as assured. The last shipment of canvases was delayed due to difficulties of international exchange but will reach your Berlin associates in plenty of time. Consider reproduction collection complete. Your best support should come from Picasso enthusiasts but neglect no other lines.

We leave all final plans to your discretion but urge an early date for wholly successful exhibit.

The God of Moses be at your right hand.

Eisenstein.”

The last letter was sent back to the Jewish friend, with a stamp saying “Adressat unbekannt”—Addressee Unknown. It was a clear sign that his German ‘friend’ has been suspected of being a Jew supporter, or even worse a half-Jew and has been taken away to concentration camp or killed.

Two friends who had loved each other like blood brothers, turning against each other in the name of racial differences.

Was it worth it? In the end, they both made their point and lost the battle.

This was written during Hitler’s period. However, it is still every bit relevant now: Muslim vs The Rest of The World, various racial conflicts…just to name two. If we are not careful, this could well be us.

And this, my dear readers, makes me uncomfortable.

Let us not forget.